if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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