I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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