like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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