That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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