im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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