I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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