It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
