I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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