I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
someone owes me an orgasm
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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