dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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