Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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