He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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