Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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