I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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