So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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