whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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