I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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