Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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