Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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