i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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