Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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