i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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