i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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