HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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