:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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