I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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