You really coming over, don't trick.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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