You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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