quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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