Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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