im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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