Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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