I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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