That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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