hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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