After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
When did angry sex become our thing?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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