we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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