im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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