dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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