We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
No subtext here. People are naked.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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