found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
well I can't set my house on fire every night
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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