honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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