so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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