laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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