Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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