I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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