Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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