sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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