Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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