Me. At least after what I've been through.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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